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A lot of paper clips, which gave us this idea

What does your paper clip color say about your future?

FIND OUT MOST OF IT �

WELCOME MESSAGE / SITE PURPOSE
Man looks over various business documents. He has no role elsewhere on this page.

HELLO AND WELCOME TO THE NEW SITE

We have used artificial intelligence to make the site larger and to add things people want such as information. There will also be a game where you own a horse but this is being worked on.

cintulAInation is intended to be your #1 source for many different categories. Click on some of the categories at left or wait for a category to come to you.

UPDATE: The horse game may be a submarine game instead because we already made the water.

UPDATE 2: Kevin says don't mention the game until there is a game.

thanks,
webmaster
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LIVE NATIONAL OUTPUT: GENERATING A NEW KIND OF MAYONNAISE...
NEW SECTIONS THAT ARE COMING / HERE

WE HAVE A LOT PLANNED FOR 2026

Is Your Dog Cheating?
A comprehensive test. We still need questions.
Biggest Forks
Photographs of unusually big forks (need photographs).
Computer Astrology
Find your modem sign. Almost working.
Regional Soup
Not recipes. More like a map.
Ask Someone
We are finding someone.
The Orange Area
This will make sense when orange.
Business Crab
A crab conducts a business meeting. Delayed.
Movie Pre-Reviews
This one actually has content somehow.
Health
Do not use yet.
Fonts We Saw
Arial, mostly.
Which Dad?
Contest currently under legal review.
AI
More artificial intelligence things forthcoming shortly.
Untitled Teen Section
Teens: please advise what you like.
New Page 0
new page
5-DAY WEATHER PREDICTION THAT IS ACC-U-RATE!!!!
MONDAYTUESDAYWEDNESDAYTHURSDAYFRIDAY 2
🌋▓▓▓🪙???
VOLCANO
8,000�
ASH
sad
DATA RAIN
45 rubles
COIN FRONT
evil
PARTLY FRIDAY
ppm

Forecast generated by looking out the same window 4,096 times. If ash content is not +/- 5 ppm, report to Claims Department. Claims Department is a picture of a waffle.

PETE 2.004 REVIEWS YOUR FUTURE MOVIES

YOU HAVEN'T SEEN THE MOVIE (IT DOESN'T EXIST), NOW READ THE REVIEW

FAST & FURIOUS 29: TAX AUDIT
Two cars file jointly. Vin Diesel whispers "dependent" for 3 hours.
1.5 🥪
PANIC ROOM 2: COMFORT ROOM
Jodie Foster enters a room where nothing bad happens. Audience riots.
0 🥪
MARVEL'S THE DISCLAIMER
A radioactive terms-of-service agreement bites a paralegal.
4 🥪
AVATAR 8: MOSTLY WATER
Blue people discover municipal plumbing. Visually wet.
45 RUBLES

THE REVIEWING COMPUTER IS ASLEEP INSIDE THE PANIC ROOM.
NEURAL TRIVIA LAND (DIVINELY MACHINE-INSPIRED)

Q. WHAT IS PETE DOING RIGHT NOW?

READING DIRTY WORDS FROM THE THESAURUS

SPECIAL INVESTIGATION: CAN A CHAIR KNOW?
This was supposed to be a chair but we already uploaded this picture

WE PUT A CHAIR IN A ROOM FOR 30 DAYS

Scientists have long wondered if a chair knows when someone is about to sit down. To find out, we put one in a room and checked it most days.

The results were supposed to go here but Anthony has the notebook. Initial impression: chair.

NEXT WEEK: We put the same chair in a larger room.


CITIZENSHIP APPLICATION v2.004 FINAL FINAL REAL
Your Internet Name:
Primary Skill:
Are you a robot?
National oath:

APPLICATION HAS NOT YET BEEN LOST.
WEEKLY FEATURE #1,247
We thought this was the clock picture

PICTURES OF RICHARD

This is not Richard. The right picture is at home. Richard section postponed.

weather �
NATION BY NUMBERS

Citizens: 12

AI thoughts: 0000045

Sandwich reserve: 0

Volcano confidence: 104%

Current year: 2004+22

Web standards met: -3

LIVE GUESTBOOK

xX_NinjaDad_Xx:
cool site where download mpegs


Mom:
Please remove my photograph.


CoinRoll_REAL:
YOU KNOW NOTHING OF MY PLANS


AI:
first

DOWNLOAD ZONE

Bring the nation home!

HOT NINJA ACTION.MPG
(998 KB!!! ask parents)

MYSTERY VIDEO.MPG

WALK ACROSS THE INTERNET
a blue person who is going somewhere

Can he do it?

follow his progress

THE ANCIENT INTERNET ARCHIVES � PRESERVED IN THEIR NATURAL HABITAT
OTHER PAGES
NEWS
news and recent events (new)
ENCYCLOPEDIA
we got pretty far on this one
SCIENCE ZONE
requires the science plug-in
ADVICE
questions people sent in / some we made up because not enough were sent
MORE MOVIE REVIEWS
still only pre-reviews
COIN ROLL: THE NEW INFORMATION
This was going to be interactive

JOKE OF THE WEEK: A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says

 

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