Close your eyes and select the paper clip you were thinking of before you looked at the picture:
| RED | You are passionate, bent, and currently holding between 2 and 14 pages. |
| YELLOW | A difficult fax will bring opportunity from the southeast. |
| GREEN | You pretend not to care what staples think. This hurts them. |
| BLUE | Tuesday is a poor day to refinance a hole punch. |
| PURPLE |
This portion requires your birthday and the serial number from the bottom of your keyboard.
[calculator coming when Java is installed]