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"Strom/Shant: Separated at Birth"

There are more similarities between everyone’s favorite Armenian
and everyone's favorite nonagenarian than you'd think. Take a look:

 

Name

Strom Thurmond Shant Stepanian
Age 99 19
Offices held
  • 1929-33 - Superintendant of education, Edgefield County, SC
  • 1933-38 – State Senator, representing Edgefield County, SC
  • 1947-51 – Governor of South Carolina
  • 1954-Now – US Senator
  • 2001 – Went to a Chess club meeting
Achievements
  • Holds 34 Honorary Degrees
  • Coached high school sports
  • Longest serving member of congress
  • Oldest serving member of congress
  • Filibustered for 24 hours straight
  • Went to a couple of Nets games
  • Coached the NY Knicks to an NBA championship…on his Playstation 2
  • Got accepted to Stevens
  • Built a card castle, using glue
  • Played Marble Madness for Nintendo while drunk

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